Dear Spam sender,

thank you for taking such an intrest in me. I regret to inform you the following:

1. I do not have a penis, I'm a girl, but thank you for asking.
2. I don't require any medication and even if I did, I wouldn't buy it from someone who can't spell the name of it.
3. I deeply regret your situation in Nigeria (or what 3rd world country you and "your millions of dollars you need to transfer" live in) but you are barking up the wrong tree.
4. I already have a degree (aggain, last time I checked you did not spell diploma with an l in the middle).
5. Posing to be the institutuion I do my banking with, wow, that's fucking admirable. No you can't have my acount information.
6. Re: I don't remember sending you an e-mail in the first place.
7. "Your PC is infected". No it isn't. We have MAcs at work who doesn't open your fucked up .exe files, you stupid.
8. Thanks for the stock tip, unfortunately I did not see a listing on NASDAQ for: bLO6Wjob GraNNy99.
9. Chicks banging horses is so 1999.
10. I'm so sorry you have had an erection problem, but I DON'T CARE.

Best regards